Top 10 Reasons Why I Should Be A Dead Body In A Movie Or On A TV Show As America's Favorite Dead Body
10. I have fair skin. "Ever see a corpse with a good tan?"
9. I am bald. "Any wig will fit me"
8. I have no tattoos. "So people can't say I know that guy"
7. I am not a star. "No salary negotiations"
6. It will be great publicity. "Helping a guy live his dream"
5. I have many friends. "More people will see the movie"
4. I can play many different dead people "Cowboy, mafia, gang, business man"
3. I am average size "6'0".....220lbs."
2. I have no freckles, warts or ugly things on my body.
1. NO HAIR ON MY BACK!!!!! "No one wants to see that! Even on a dead body"
These are just the top 10 reasons why you should hire me to play a dead body in your next project!
As you can see I personally fit all the criteria for a great dead body! Shooting a horror movie? I'm your guy!
Planning a true crime tv show and need reenactors for an injury scene?
I can do that!